Synopsis:
Meet the McTeagues. Every last dysfunctional one. They've come out of the woodwork to stake a claim in their wealthy uncle's will...only he's not dead yet! As his family tries to get rick the old-fashioned way - groveling - the incurably manipulative Uncle Joe (Kirk Douglas) laughs all the way to the bank while watching them elevate back-stabbing and brown-nosing to high art forms.

However, when a gorgeous pizza delivery girl becomes Joe's live-in "nurse," (Olivia d'Abo) her bedside manner threatens the conniving clan. They call upon long lost cousin Danny (Michael J. Fox), once the apple of Joe's eye - and now the world's 63rd best bowler - to worm his way into the old man's heart. But if Danny's level-headed girlfriend (Nancy Travis) can't keep him out of the gutter, he'll soon be leading the pack of vultures! Co-Starring Phil Hartman, Ed Begley, Jr. and Colleen Camp.